It's hard not to hum 'Pretty Woman' as you walk down Rodeo Drive! Today Pretty Woman was me, in my Tesco sun dress and my Primark shoes. Yes, I think I pulled it off. Waiting at a red light to cross the road, a lady said to me "Where are you from?" "London," I said. She seemed impressed and said she would love to go there. As we reached the other side, I asked her if she had bought any diamonds yet. "No, not yet," she said and with that she said goodbye and walked into de beers, the famous jewellers. I walked on. I have enough diamonds. Maybe she was the cleaner, or maybe she was just showing off.
In Rodeo Drive, once you've bought your diamonds, you can get your hair done, have a cake then get liposuction at the Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery. Or a nose job from Dr. Chipps. It's probably just Mr. Chipps if he's a surgeon. Anyway, it's all very convenient.
Notice that I am now using fahrenheit instead of centigrade - it sounds so much hotter![Click on the black cross to get rid of those pesky pets - they weren't in Rodeo Drive...]
Obviously the lady wanted designer clothes
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Bet she caught the next flight to the UK.